A New Champion is Born!

After a heated FB battle Rachel Kiserman's Dude in Subway submission clenched the victory as "The New Face of the Haymaker"

For victory celebration, Rachel has requested our Octohug t-shirt aka When Animals Attack Part 9

In other news, we received a late submission for the Haymaker contest coming from Chris Malmberg:

I got a feeling like this one might take the cake when we re-open votes for a new champion.

A Call to Arms

With the Spring season underway, we're beginning to get booked up with show dates across the East Coast. This being the case, we're looking to hire part-time workers, especially in DC.

Here's what we're looking for:

1. Must have a car (I can fit the entire setup into my Honda Fit).

2. Must be available for weekend dates. Almost all of our shows happen on Saturday/Sunday

3. Prior retail experience is a plus. You will be dealing with real people...

4. Having an iPhone is a major plus (we can set you up to take credit cards on our plan)

If you're interested, please follow up with us: sharpshirter@gmail.com with the subject title "Hiring"

Haymaker Contest Update

Our reining champ of the "Face of Haymaker" contest is going to get dethroned on April 28 at the crack of midnight.

This guy

We have a number of contestants that are competing for your votes on our FB page. Here are the options